Hi. I’m Michael Ballantine and I am running for Congress. I’d like to relate to you a story about one of my many funny experiences in Madagascar. I traveled back and forth to this African Island for 12 years and I lived there for 3. While I was living in the capital, my contact in the police came and asked me to go to meet with the Chief Justice. I thought to myself, oh no, what did I do? We got there and we did the talky talky for about 30 minutes and then he brought in his daughter. She was heavyset and 16. I said, you have a lovely daughter. And he said, here’s the deal. You can do anything you want in Madagascar if you marry my daughter. I told him that I was honored but that I was already married. He said, I know you’re married to a Chinese woman, you can divorce her, I’ll approve it. I appeared to give it some thought and then I replied. I can’t divorce her, I married her for her money, if I divorce her, I won’t have enough money to run the business. He said, that’s a pity but I understand. 10 minutes later we left. On the way back, I thought about a similar offer I had received in DC, and I had passed on that opportunity as well. I have had my opportunities to become a swamp creature and I passed the test. Right now, you have two swamp creatures running in this race, I’m asking you to pass on them as well.
When you look at the candidates, whom do you want, a swamp creature, a Boy Scout, Grandmom or someone who has been tested and remains true to his values? Joe Biden and his mafia do not care about laws, they do not care about the constitution, we are living in a Chinese occupied state. Adrian wants us to not be like the Democrats but this is not a problem with the Democrats, this is a problem with criminals. We are at war with the Chinese and their puppets. If we simply stay inside our self-imposed box, we will lose this war. We need to restore the constitution and we may need to get our hands dirty in the process, that’s war. As we speak, the Chinese interlopers are purging our military of patriots. If we do nothing, there won’t be an Army of oath keepers, there will be an Army of oppression. So you can vote for the best person to be in a foxhole with or a fighter pilot to bomb the capital. I’m asking you to vote for the one candidate that has been in the swamp, who has challenged the communists on a daily basis for the past 10 years, and who is prepared to die for his beliefs. I have a family but in war, one has to be prepared to put one’s life in jeopardy first. I will do that for Texas and I will do that for this district. Thank you I’m Michael Ballantine and I am running for Congress to go to war with the Chinese that occupy us. Help me Make America Great Again.